idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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