It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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