So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I am mentally ready for anal.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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