I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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