Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm getting married
To pizza
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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