what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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