She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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