Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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