hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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