Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
