Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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