so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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