would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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