He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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