Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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