I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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