Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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