Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
His hands were made for my vagina.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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