Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
