i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
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