Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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