Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It's just like the Real World with babies
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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