you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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