Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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