Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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