She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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