Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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