problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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