You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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