All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk