i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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