Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.