I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.