TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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