No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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