Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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