Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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