help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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