is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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