Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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