Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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