you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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