Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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