Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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