508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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