why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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