They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
my poor anus
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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