Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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