the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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