OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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