Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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