with your own penis?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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