Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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