i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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