Small penises have feelings too.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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