Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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