i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I want to stick my p in your. b.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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