I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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