dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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