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Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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